He’s the gremlin on the wing. He’s Jason, and he’s in the house! The White House! He’s Dick & Perry and you’re Pa Clutter and you sit tied helplessly to a chair as they make mayhem and kill everything you hold dear. There is nothing you can do but to witness the destruction of your country before your eyes and pray that a higher force will prevail and it all will end. You yearn for the words President Gerald Ford once uttered upon the departure of a much lesser villain, Richard Nixon: “Our long national nightmare is over.” Please God, make it stop!